Questions

I just saw this on the Useless Knowledge thing on my sidebar: A snake is capable of eating an animal 4 times larger than the width of its own head. Most varieties of snake can go an entire year without eating a single morsel of food. So how could Nagini eat that Muggle man if her head's only about two inches wide? And why does she eat so much? The Muggle would have to be like eight inches tall!! Sorry, but that was pecking away at my brain :)

I got this idea from DanceRox, and I think I'll do it, too, seeming as no one ever seems to comment. So, leave a comment with your answers to these ten wonderfully random questions:

1: What color are you wearing today?
2: Do you like Lucky Charms? (They're amgically delicious!!)
3: Do you enjoy my new "dark" look on my blog?
4: Have you ever seen a movie more than ten times?
5: Do you carry a cell phone around with you at all times?
6: Are you scared of spiders?
7: Have you seen/heard of a movie called December Boys? (Hint: about Austrailian orphans - Dan Radcliffe's in it)
8: Where are you right now? (Don't worry - I won't stalk you!)
9: Do you have any pets?
And, finally, #10: Do you find sappy movies funny?

I'm boooooooooooooored. Seriously. My friend Meg's comin over then I'm spending the night at her house. And she's taking a long time to get here.

How Not to Spend a Summer

Holy crap, I have been really busy!! This is the first free moment I've had in my computer class, and I've had doctor appointments and homework all this week.

I got my blood drawn, and I feel like really weak. I almost passed out in the car a couple times on the way home from the Doc yesterday. I HATE GIVING BLOOD!!! Actually, now that I think about it, I did pass out in the car. Cuz I remember we passed McDonald's and dad said we were goin to the post office, then the next thing I knew my dad was calling my name and we were almost home. So we went straight home and I drank like six cups of apple juice. Actually I only had one cup.

My dad's retiring on April Fool's Day. He'll be home the ENTIRE SUMMER. Me, being a lazy, video-game obsesed person, is gonna have to do "active things with my dad" all the time...So I'm really dreading this summer.

I can't find my camera right now, so you might not get to see my awesome HP shirt I made :( o well.

Sleep Deprivation

Did I even spell that right?^

Anyway, the Twilight release party was bor-ing. I felt really bad because they did this trivia stuff, and I forgot, like, ALL OF IT. Seriously. With my nifty little Harry Potter shirt, which I'll post a picture of tonight, I only got 1 or 2 wierd looks. i bought a book called Going Nowhere Faster and it is HILARIOUS. I cracked up while I was reading it. I had a friend over on Saturday and we watched Twilight while making fun of Edward's hairiness and poor job of hiding his accent, and went to a floor hockey tournament at my church. I only had gotten 4 hours of sleep the night before - I didn't get back from the Twilight party until one, then I stayed up reading until 2:30. So, at the tournament, i was overtired and screaming and talking in TONS of different accents: Bulgarian, French, British, Austrailian, Middle-Eastern, and NY slang. So I slept 12 hours Saturday night :)

I bought some nifty Converse shoes, and they hurt. Not much is up, I guess...See ya!

New!

I just made a new blog. It's not a funny, creative, or wierd blog. It's a confidence-booster blog. I think it'll help those people out there that think really low of themselves. I made it because back in December, I hit a really low depression. I never told anyone about this, not even my parents. But I actually thought of suicide. And I found this website while searching the web that was entirely dedicated to stopping people from becoming depressed. I can't remember for my life what the website was, and I really wish I did. So, I decided to make a blog like that. It even helps me. So, spread the word about it out there, ok? You can get to it from my profile, or just go to http://alittlecpieceofonfidence.blogspot.com/ and check it out. I know my new layout looks a little emo, but, come on, My Chemical Romance is the best band in existance! :) So go check out my new blog and spread the word, birds!

I'm Feeling Mischievious

Ok, so I downloaded this software from the internet called Photoscape, and I took some pics from MuggleNet and made them pretty:

Today - well, technically tomorrow - Twilight comes out on DVD. I'm going to a midnight release party tonight for two reasons: One, I want to be SURE I can get the DVD before they sell out. Two, I'm going to mess with them >:)

You see, I told you about the 131 Ways To Agitate People Who Don't Like Harry Potter list that I'm using as a checklist. I'm going to bring that to the party tonight and try to do as many as I can. Like, speaking in a British accent, bringing up Harry Potter at any open moment, start humming Hedwig's Theme at awkward silences, and even wear a Harry Potter shirt under my Twilight hoodie. MWAHAHAHAHA >:-D

Everyone's been changin' thier blogs all around, so I did too! I might even change my profile picture!

All Right...

Is anyone reading my blog? No one's commented in like weeks. Anyhoo, the poll ended and mind-reading won. So, the next poll, which is up, will be about mind-reading. This poll ends April fifteenth.

I feel tired. I don't have school tomorrow, so I'm glad about that. And there's this list on MuggleNet of how to agitate people who don't like Harry Potter, and I'm using it as a checklist :)

So Sorry

Okay, well, I just got high-speed internet and my parents are started to track what I'm doing on the computer. As most of you know if you read my profile, my parents don't know I have a blog. So, to prevent them finding out, I won't be on as often - maybe only right now, during my computer applications class. I'll still read your blogs and maybe comment, but I'm not going to be posting everyday.

But, just a heads-up, the poll ends really soon, and, just like last time, there's a tie. Please vote!!

See ya later alligators!

Messy, Potter-Filled Week

Okay, so here's my school schedule for this week:
Monday - get out at 11:15, 3rd and 4th hour exams
Tuesday- No school for MME and ACT testing
Wednesday- go in at 11:25, 3rd trimester starts, hours 1-3
Thursday- Go in at 11:25, hours 3-5
Friday- Normal
That's the reason I think our school board is crazy.

So, Harry Potter weekend was awesome, and I was flipping through channels last night and what should be on Disney Channel but CHAMBER OF SECRETS. My dad rolled his eyes and left the room when i turned it on. I don't think he likes Harry Potter that much...BUT I DO!! And I was bored today, so I re-read Sorcorer (idk how 2 spell) Stone in about two and a half hours. Yep. And yesterday I re-read Prisoner of Azkaban. I should be re-reading them in order, but where's the fun in that?

And, speaking of Harry Potter, here's who's been casted as Bill Weasly in DH: Gleeson Jr. whose father, Brenden Gleeson, plays Alastar Moody. At least he has red hair!

I didn't even get dressed today. I'm still in my pajamas. LOL!

I'm pretty sure I at least passed all of my exams. So I got my parents off my back, but my mom's so paranoid about my GPA that she got mad at me for getting a B- on my French test. That's just one reason why I don't like her that much. She always wants me to do perfect. News flash Mom: Nobody's perfect - definetly not teenagers.

Books, Harry Potter, Exams, and Movies - What a Mouthful!

Soooooo it was Harry Potter weekend on ABC Family. What do you think I did all weekend? Certainly I didn't study for my exams if that's what you think! But nevertheless, I think I did OK on my exams. In fact, I bet i aced my English. But I wasn't too sure about a few History questions, but I think I passed that one.

Everyone knows by now that I'm a nerd, right? I sure hope so. I mean, I'm obsessed with fantasy and video games. Oh, speaking of which, I was gonna play Smash Bros on the Wii in the basement, but it's so cold down there, I could hardly hold the controller!!! That's a downfall to having my game systems down there....

Hey you lazy-butts, go check out beoverit.blogspot.com!! It's my bff's blogito. Check it! And I was going to tell you my other friend's, but she hasn't updated since January. YEAH LISA, UPDATE!! Okay. Sorry about that.

Follow these instructions for the Teen Book List below: Put an “X” next to the books you’ve read. Put a “+” next to the books you LOVE! Put a “#” next to the books you plan on reading. Tally your “X”s and comment to show me!

1. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy / Douglas Adams
2. Kit’s Wilderness / David Almond
3. Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian / Sherman Alexie
4. Speak / Laurie Halse Anderson
5. Feed / M.T. Anderson
6. Flowers in the Attic / V.C. Andrews
7. 13 Reasons Why / Jay Asher
8. Am I Blue? / Marion Dane Bauer (editor)
9. Audrey Wait! / Robin Benway
10. Weetzie Bat / Francesca Lia Block
11. Tangerine / Edward Bloor
12. Forever / Judy Blume
13. What I Saw and How I Lied / Judy Blundell
14. Tyrell / Coe Booth
15. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants / Ann Brashares
16. A Great and Terrible Beauty / Libba Bray
17. The Princess Diaries / Meg Cabot X (well, i read one)
18. The Stranger / Albert Camus
19. Ender’s Game / Orson Scott Card
20. Postcards from No Man’s Land / Aidan Chambers
21. Perks of Being a Wallflower / Stephen Chbosky
22. And Then There Were None / Agatha Christie2
3. Gingerbread / Rachel Cohn
24. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist / Rachel Cohn and David Levithan
25. Artemis Fowl (series) / Eoin Colfer # (sound cool i guess)
26. The Hunger Games / Suzanne Collins
27. The Midwife’s Apprentice / Karen Cushman
28. The Truth About Forever / Sarah Dessen
29. Little Brother / Cory Doctorow
30. A Northern Light / Jennifer Donnelly
31. Tears of a Tiger / Sharon Draper
32. The House of the Scorpion / Nancy Farmer
33. Breathing Underwater / Alex Flinn
34. Stardust / Neil Gaiman
35. Annie on My Mind / Nancy Garden
36. What Happened to Cass McBride / Gail Giles
37. Fat Kid Rules the World / K.L. Going
38. Lord of the Flies / William Golding # (supposed to b funny!)
39. Looking for Alaska / John Green
40. Bronx Masquerade / Nikki Grimes
41. Out of the Dust / Karen Hesse
42. Hoot / Carl Hiaasen X+
43. The Outsiders / S.E. Hinton
44. Crank / Ellen Hopkins
45 The First Part Last / Angela Johnson
46. Blood and Chocolate / Annette Curtis Klause
47. Arrow’s Flight / Mercedes Lackey
48. Hattie Big Sky / Kirby Larson
49. To Kill a Mockingbird / Harper Lee X (hated it but i had 2 read it 4 skool)
50. Boy Meets Boy / David Levithan
51. The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks / E. Lockhart
52. The Giver / Lois Lowry
53. Number the Stars / Lois Lowry
54. Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie / David Lubar X+ (FREAKING HILARIOUS!!)
55. Inexcusable / Chris Lynch
56. The Earth, My Butt and Other Big, Round Things / Carolyn Mackler
57. Dragonsong / Anne McCaffrey
58. White Darkness / Geraldine
59. Sold / Patricia McCormick
60. Jellicoe Road / Melina Marchetta
61. Wicked Lovely / Melissa Marr
62. Twilight / Stephenie Meyer X+
63. Dairy Queen / Catherine Murdock
64. Fallen Angels / Walter Dean Myers
65. Monster / Walter Dean Myers
66. Step From Heaven / An Na
67. Mama Day / Gloria Naylor
68. The Keys to the Kingdom (series) / Garth Nix
69. Sabriel / Garth Nix70. Airborn / Kenneth Oppel
71. Eragon / Christopher Paolini #(been planning on it for 2 years now)
72. Hatchet / Gary Paulsen
73. Life As We Knew It / Susan Beth Pfeffer
74. The Golden Compass / Phillip Pullman
75. Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging / Louise Rennison
76. The Lightning Thief / Rick Riordan X+ (ENTIRE SERIES IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!)
77. Always Running: La Vida Loca / Luis Rodriguez
78. how i live now / Meg Rosoff
79. Harry Potter (series) / J.K. Rowling X+++++++ (what'd u expect?)
80. Holes / Louis Sachar X
81. Catcher in the Rye / J. D. Salinger
82. Push / Sapphire
83. Persepolis / Marjane Satrapi
84. Unwind / Neil Shusterman
85. Coldest Winter Ever / Sister Souljah
86. Stargirl / Jerry Spinelli X
87. Chanda’s Secrets / Allan Stratton
88. Tale of One Bad Rat / Brian Talbot
89. Rats Saw God / Rob Thomas
90. Lord of the Rings / J.R.R. Tolkien (i attempted but it was too boring - i got to page 13)
91. Stuck in Neutral / Terry Trueman
92. Gossip Girl / Cecily Von Ziegesar
93. Uglies / Scott Westerfeld
94. Every Time a Rainbow Dies / Rita Williams-Garcia
95. Pedro and Me / Judd Winick
96. Hard Love / Ellen Wittlinger
97. American Born Chinese / Gene Luen Yang
98. Elsewhere / Gabrielle Zevin
99. I am the Messenger / Markus Zusak
100. The Book Thief / Markus Zusak

Ok, I've heard of like, hardly any of these. But my total was 8/100 Xs. Meg thought 13/100 was bad, but this is just terrible. Oh darn, looks like I'm not a typical teen!

Exams Are Melting My Brains

So sorry I haven't posted, but I've been cramming. Here's how I think I did so far on my exams:
French: Maybe high C or low B because i forgot everything she shoved into our brains in the past 2 days
Earth Science: Epic fail. the substitute wouldn't let us use our notes even though Mr. Mills clearly said we could
Algebra: Pretty dandy. B or an A - it was a straightforward test
And I have English and History on Monday. I'm not too worried about English; in fact, I'm not even studying that hard. History might be a little difficult because I can't remember all those dates and stuff. But, hey, I'm passing all my classes, so it's all good!!

So mush funny stuff has happened at school from kids trying to ease the stress of exams, I forgot most of it...but my dad DID tell me something I thought was HILARIOUS:
A corporation is like a tree in the jungle. Monkeys are in it, as high as they feel comfortable in social class. The monkey at the top looks down and all he sees are smiling faces. All the other monkeys look up and see assholes (or buttholes if u prefer)! LOL!! So true, so true. Especially at school!!

Change, Dunking, and Starbursts

I know I'm gonna get crap for this, but I'm getting rid of the polls. Here's why: There's two. That's the problem. Don't worry - I'll still post a Twilight poll. Sorry again, but if you must know, Seth Clearwater and Taylor Lautner were winning for the girls and Kristen and Ashley Greene were winning for guys. Take the new poll!! Please? The new poll ends the 20th.

OMG today was the FUNNIEST DAY EVER in History class. Here we go:

Ok, Tag is this kid in my class thats on the basketball team and is really geeky when it comes to basketball. But he's short. So my teacher, Mr. Duncan, always messes with him. Somehow Tag started talking about dunking. The Mr. Duncan was like, "Can you dunk, Tag?" And Tag says, "Yeah! I'm only about an inch from the rim!" So they started argueing and we were going to go into the gym right next to his classroom, but there was a class in it. So there's this little dip in his cieling and Tag was all like, "I can touch that" and it was about rim-hieght from the ground. He took a running start and jumped. He missed by a foot. He kept running and jumping, then he was like, "Hold on, I gotta take off my shoes" and takes off his shoes. he backs up in the other side of the room and runs. Then jumps and fails again. Mr. D challenged him to 1-on-1 soon.
Now for the other funny thing that happened in that same class:
Trudell bought some Starbursts and he was eating them in class. Mr. D walks up and says, "Trudell, you know you can't have those in here." The Trudell gives him a wierd look. Mr. D: "I'll let you eat them if you give me one." So Trudell gives him one. Mr. D shoves it in his mouth and Trudell was all like, "Ha! Joke's on you! You got a yellow one!" So Mr. D's eatin it and the phone rings. He picks it up and says, "Shut up" and slams it down. (Fyi, yesterday in class, we had an off-topic discussion about probation for coahes being rude and Mr. D is the swim coach) AJ (not me, a dude) is like "You could go on probation if that was the principal" and everyone lol. Then, I can't remember how this happened, but Mr. D stole a pink Starburst and Trudell LOVES the pink ones. He's like, "No! Give it back!" and started chasing Mr. Duncan around the room. Mr. D ate it and Trudell got REALLY MAD and stole the staples from the stapler. Mr. D was like, "Go ahead, I never staple anything. That's for the students" Then he laughed at Trudell's expression. Tag was like, "He's plotting revenge, Mr. Duncan." Mr. D said, "If that made him made, this really will" then he spat the uneaten pink Starburst into the trash. Trudell threw out the staples. Then, at the end of class, Mr. Duncan was messing with Trudell's folder and pulled a Starburst wrapper that was all smooth and flat out. Trudell got mad and spilled the little hole punch paper things out of the hole puncher all over the floor. Mr D laughed. Then the bell rang and we left.

If that wasn't funny, I guess you had to be there.

Does anyone realize there's a quote at the very bottom of my blog?

P.S.: Dr. Suess's B-day was yesterday!! Cat in a birthday hat!!

Too Fast

Here's how I spend my time in Earth Science:

February is already over. Exams are looming, projects are due, and Madame Sawyer has tons of French to cram into my head. So it's no wonder I'm trying not to get sick. Though, I don't really have control over that...

The final standings of the poll were: Twilight-3, Harry Potter-2, House of Night-1, and in dead last, Lord of the Rings with a whopping zero. Check out the new poll! And, if yuor a guy and really don't wanna vote on a guy because your normal, check out the poll I'll be posting in about five minutes of the hottest girls of Twilight. Here's how this is workin: The winner of the poll has something to do with the next poll. Simple, right? You're confused, aren't you? Oh well. You have 20 days for this one, fyi, including today.

...You're still here? Oh, sorry! Back to my blog...in which I have nothing to say. Good day, then. Or night. Morning. Afternoon. BYE!