Popsicles

There's a blog I really think you should check out. popsiclesrock.blogspot.com is awesome. If you've never been to sporksareuseless you need to get your lazy butt over there - it's fun.

My Wonderful Family

Okay, so that picture isn't the best.

I know how some of you have to be wondering what me and my family look like. Well, here's a family portrait we took Saturday:



Okay, so some (most) of the genders aren't right, but that's who everyone's favorite person is. As for the old lady, she seriously just walked up there. I have no idea who she is. And that wandy-thingy I'm holding? Yeah, it's a magic wand. THAT CONTROLS THE WIND!! Ha. I'm so much better than YOU!!!!

New Year's Eve

Well, it's that time of year again. Out with the old and in with the new. Out with the old geezer in office and in with the young African. Yee-haw!

My New Year's resolution is this - try to please God because i really really don't wanna go to Hell. And, I'm a Christian, after all.

Here's a funny picture so you'll laugh in the new year. (Sorry if you can't read it)

Pshh!

Well, Lisa, you didn't say goodbye yesterday. You just...left. PSSHHH!!!

Sorry. So, the party was cool (kewl) yesterday. My legs hurt really bad cuz of all that running I did during floor hockey...

FYI, chouette is pronounced "shwet" and means cool in French. Just so you know. AND NOW YOU DO!!

Sorry I wasn't here yesterday. My aunt unexpectantly came down because she was suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" since my uncle's at his daughter's house in California and her poor little boy is at Michigan State University with his fiancee. Plus, the power was out since Christmas Eve and we finally got it back today.

**FEEL BETTER MEGAN!!**

ByeBye peeps!

NEW NEW NEW

I just made a new blog. Check it out!

Well, adios. I have to take a shower and work on my paper and download some Yellowcard from iTunes and smell Jacob perfume and...and...ACK! What now?

Never Ever Again

Today, I was dragged with my parents to watch that movie Marley and Me. Other than the obvious embarrassment, I still hated the movie. The couple had sex on screen three times, went skinny dipping, and the ending was very sad. I figured the dog was going to die at the end of the movie, so I cleverly planned an escape. I drank enough water throughout the movie so that I had to go pee when the sad parts were coming. I took my time in the bathroom and even waited out in the lobby watching Coke commercials. When I went back in, the sad part was wrapping up. They were burying Marley in thier yard and the three little kids were reading final letters to him. I have an old lab and I have to admit, I related to it and I just started crying. Now, I can't even look at my 14-year-old lab without thinkng of Marley laying in the grave. Save yourselves!!! DON'T SEE IT!!

On a much happier note, I bought a new video game and I'm already more experienced than the computer people. I think I may have found my talent...

In The Know

Poeple in the know just know. Deal with it.

So, the holiday themed writing is gone. Are you sad? Sorry.

I took back my Animal Crossing game and I just found out I could play it without internet. Oh well. Like I need another Animal Crossing - I have both of them.

I freaking LOVE my Jacob perfume. It smells like flowers and moss and something like cedar. YUMILICIOUS!! Wow, that word sucks.

Is anyone not sick? It seems like everyone has some sort of sickness ranging from colds to headaches to sore backs. OH, MY ACHING SPINAL CORD!!! That's what my 54 year old dad said this morning when he bent over to pick up my cat. My back hurts too. I think I've been sleeping wierd.

It's 54 degrees outside at my house. It smells like spring. Wasn't it like 30 degrees yesterday?? All the snow melted...

I'll give you a smily face if you can guess what the J in my name stands for. Comment and leave what you think. I know a lot of you know my first name, but can anyone guess my MIDDLE NAME??? Ooooh, it's such a mystery!! Megan, I know you know.

People in the know know what people not in the know don't know. Got it? Good. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Christmas Presents

For Christmas, I got: My Sims Kingdom (don't like it too much), Animal Crossing City Folk (don't like that either), Folie a Duex Fall Out Boy CD, three $10 iTunes cards, Jacob Twilight perfume, Final Fantasy Ring of Fates, collector's edition of Twilight, a new speaker system for my iPod that also has a CD player and radio, a Legend of Zelda Triforce hoodie, $50 from my grandpa, a Wii nunchuck, Wii Speak (can't use it though), Twilight pen, Twilight keychain, ear buds, Sims 2 for my PC, shower gel (You tryin to tell me something, Mom?), bubble bath in vanilla scent, Twilight pin, and I think that's it....Whoa. That's a lot. What did you guys get?

There's a party at my church so email me for the details. Or comment. Whatever. Whichever? Whoever? No, I'm pretty sure it's whichever. Or is it whatever...?

I feel sickly. I was up for three hours last night with a really upset stomach. My toilet was worn out. I haven't eaten hardly anything all day. Need food...nutrition...sugar cookies....

I bought my mom the movie Wild Hogs for Christmas because she likes it. She watched it twice today and once yesterday. I think she has an obsession...

I've been thinking. Since Christmas is the day of Christ's birth, shouldn't people get three gifts? I mean, Jesus got three. And he couldn't really use them. Myrth? What is that? Frakenscene? I doubt they put scented oils on the most powerful baby in the universe. Sorry, that's just my thinking.

Merry Day After Christmas!! Better start returning gifts...

Christmas Eve

Well, everyone pretty much cancelled for the family party tomorrow because of the stupid snow. Now, the only people coming over tomorrow are....my uncle and my grandpa, I think. My three uncles dropped out, my aunt, and my cousin because he's in "college" for "after graduation classes". Yeah right, he's probably having a party at Michigan State.

I have to wear a thin skirt, t-shirt, and topless heels to church tonight. It's gonna be so COLD!! But, at least tomorrow's Christmas. :)

Jingle bells, Santa smells, Rudolph's nose went out. Now St. Nick is pullin a trick, gettin stuck in the chimney. hehe!

I SENSE ANOTHER FRIUT FUNNY!! (a frunny!)

My Ultimate Sugar Cookies

Check out my cookies:










the USA - minus Michigan ..... "Ah! His head's gone!"

Funny Stories

Here's a few funny stories to make you smile.

A burgler breaks into a house in the dark. He hears a voice say, "Who's there? Jesus is watching you." The burgler ignores it and fumbles around for the lightswitch. "Jesus is watching you," the voice said again. Again, the burgler just rolled his eyes and kept looking for a switch or something to steal. "Jesus is watching! My name is Moses." The man finally found a light and realized a green parrot was speaking to him. "Who names a parrot Moses?" the burgler asked. "The same people who named thier pitbull Jesus," the parrot responded.

Ok, end of story. Funny, huh? I know. I'm a genius.

My kitty wishes you a merry Christmas Eve Eve!

Doesn't she look happy?

Worst. Sunday. Ever.

There's a snow tornado around my house, I have to write my research paper, My cat just coughed up a hairball on my bed, I have to clean my room, I still need to Christmas shop for my "sister" and my other mother, I might have a cold, My iPod speaker broke, and my internet is being slow.

On a happier note, I get to make a gingerbread house today!!

Sorry

Ok, I know some of you who have no idea what I'm talking about are confused, so now my blog's returning!! YAY!!

All I've had to eat today is two sugar cookies, a bowl of homemade Chex Mix, an apple, and a candy cane. I love the holidays!!!!

Notice the festive text? Cool, isn't it? I know it is.

So, I know what I'm getting for Christmas cuz I LOVE to snoop. I'm getting a black hoodie with the Triforce on it, two iTunes cards, and I think I'm getting one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies. At least, I hinted for one. Hmmm....wink wink!

I still haven't bought any Christmas presents for my sister. (Inside joke - I'm an only child) So I need to do tht when I go to the movie at the mall. I also should buy my dad and mom something even if they don't deserve it.

My road is very very icy still and snowy. I have 13 inches of snow in my front yard. At least we'll have a white Christmas!!

Well, I should get going. I need to pick up my friends in an hour and I should get started on my Earth Science paper on carbon footprints. Fun...not!

I'm hurting

This movie schedule is really causing me pain. If you need a ride (I can carry 1 more) call me. In fact, everyone call me tomorrow sometime before the movie starts. I'm tired, sick, and really confused. Will someone please explain to me what is going on?? I dobn't check my email often, so just comment on my blog or call me. Calling me is the most effective way to get a hold of me.

This movie is disrupting my blog!!!

TOTAL MADNESS!!

Lisa told me we're all going to the mall for the movie. If she is the only one who thinks that, we're still going to Oxford 7. I'm really flustered and confused, so can someone PLEASE tell me where we're going to see the stupid movie?!?!

**go down 2 posts for movie info**

Snow Day!!!

Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snooooooooow!!!

Here's how to sing "Frosty the Snowman" en francais:

Moh Bonohm de neig uh
Eel ay tray cohntoh tay grow
Ah vek does yuh unay une a boosh
Sir la te ta un bow chapou
tatatatatatatatatata
moh bonohm de neig
tonk a tonktonktonk tonk a tonktonktonk
MOH BONHOHM DE NEIG-UH!!!

k, that was how to pronounce it. Here's the real spellings:

Mon bonhomme de neige
Il est tres content et gros
Avec deux yeux, un nez, une bouche
Sur la tete un beau chapeau
tatatatatatatatata
Mon bonhomme de neige
tonkatonktonktonktonkatonktonktonk
MON BONHOMME DE NEIGE!!!

choueeeeeeeeeeette....*(means cool)*

NO!

Ok, I'm glad it's a snowday, BUT IT TOTALLY RUINED MY PLANNING!!!

Here's the new movie plan:
Everyone's meeting at Oxford 7 for the 1:40 showing. We don't need to reserve a theatre cuz there aren't many people going. Bring a $10 cuz tickets cost $8 and you might want a drink or something. I'm going to pick up Denver and maybe Megan. My mom's car is small so no more than 3 people can ride with me. If you need some more info, call my cell at (248) 705-0332 or my house phone at (248) 628-8031. My dad isn't gonna go, and niether is my mom. Do we have parental supervision????? I hope not... ooo I'm so excited!!

*sigh* I feel so busy

I have to write a 3-4 page research paper over break. Do you know how much that sucks??? Much.

Uh Oh

I know I didn't give a summary from yesterday, and I bet none of you care. BUT I DO!!

Ok, so me and my friends are trying to arrange a get-together to see Twilight this Saturday. So far, the movie is showing at Oxford 7 at 1:40, close to the original time. Either we oculd all meet up (I can give Meg and Denver a ride) or we can rent a theater, like Heather mentioned. If you want (no idea how much it costs) you can call (248) 628-7101 for a reservation.

Well, gotta make a French cake with a marble inside!! Peace!

Skool

im suuuuper hyper. Apples make me hyper. Lisa thinks im crazyyyy

My Cattle Drive Song

Ok Mr. Duncan, here's my Cattle Drive song to the tune of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance:

Cattle stampedes scare the crap out of me
They do not care if they trample on me
So keep them under control
before you're killed by a bull
So I can take all this beef to the east
Because those cattle stampedes scare the crap out of me
they do not care if they trample on me
I really don't know
if i'll make it to Ohio
Before these cattle stampedes kill me.
ALL THE LONGHORNS NOW!!
Moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo MOO!

(crickets chirping)
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! HOLD THE APPLAUSE, THANK YOU! What? You want an encore? OK!

Cattle stampedes....
what? You...hate it? *sob* but...but, it's my life's work! (Runs from room in tears)

I am so bored

Well, I'm going to see Twilight for the third time this Saturday. If I know you and you wanna come, leave a comment on this post or email me. We can make it a par-tay!!!

I have so much homework, it isn't even funny. I have to write a research paper, finish a French three-page packet, do fifty math problems, work on an earth science worksheet on rocks, make up a song for history class, and wrap the gifts for my friends. Phew. I think I might skip school tomorrow....or freeze the door of the superintendant's house so we can have a snowday...

Possibly the Funniest Day Ever

So, I went to school today. Obviously. I really wish i didn't have to. Anyways, so many funny things happened, I just might keep you here for awhile.

I was walking down the hallway next to a sophmore guy that's really funny. Two freshmen walked by with matching shirts and he laughed. Not 30 seconds later, two girls walked by with matching pants. The funny sophmore, said, "What is this? Attack of the clones?" I thought that was funny.

In my second hour, Earth Sciences, my friend was looking at maps of Toronto. So, I said, "What are you doing? Studying Camerica?" (Its an inside joke: she wants to take over US and Canada, hence, Camerica) Her response, "Yes. I need to understand the layouts." Okay, so that's not really what she said, but it was funny. You just had to be there, I guess.

My cat went insane again. This time, she knocked down the fuzzy lamp in my room. Luckily, nothing was broken. I think my cat has Cabin Fever...hm...

President Bush got a shoe thrown at his head. But, he dodged. Know why? He has good reflexes - he hunted with Dick Cheney. LOL!! (Dick Cheney shot his hunting partner, fyi)

At Lunch hour today, I bought ravioli. I admit, it didn't look very good, but I didn't want a beef taco because that looked worse. I walked to the little spork dispenser with my tray for some parmasan(?) cheese and a spork. My friend was taking a spork and said, "What? You need a spork for your puke?" Yeah, the ravioli looked that bad.

In my history class, we were doing a project. We had to pick a business to run and make money during the Gold Rush. I madde a fishery, but that isn't funny. My classmate built a toll booth going into the mine, so miners would have to pay high fees to get in. Another classmate said, "You'll get shot! You won't make enough money for your own funeral!" Ha.

My friend is reading Twilight and mentioned a point I never thought of before. Rosalie is married to Emmet, so why do they fight all the time? Sorry, that wasn't very funny.

When me and my friend were walking home from the bus stop on a sheet of ice for a road, she slipped. Of course, she grabbed me. She ripped the earbud from my ear in the middle of a very good song and brought me down with her. The nieghbor's tiny Shitz-ou was nearby and immediately began licking us and barking. My friend pushed him away and he slid across the road to the other side. The road was that slick. That is a reason for a snowday. But do we get one? No. Oh, and it took us a good two minutes to stand. we had to crawl in the snow because of the ice.

I sense a fruit funny!

Another day gone...

Today was crazy and stressful with sugar cookie baking, cat-scolding, tree-fixing, and wonderful French-studying. My hair is frizzing out because my mom didn't buy anymore moouse. So now I have a 'fro going on.

But no matter how hard the day, tomorrow could be better....
or worse?

Welcome home...sort of

So, I came back home this morning, and this is what I came home to:
A Christmas tree knocked over and a cat innocently licking her paws like nothing ever happened as my mother screams words I can't mention from the kitchen. And the star topper was broken.

Kaleb Nation Live BlogTV

Alright, i realize not all of you are Twilight worshippers, but I am. I just watched a two hour-long live video of Twilight Guy himself, Kaelb Nation. Afterwards, i chatted with a few people who didn't want to leave and made new friends. :-P
Love you guys!!

NOTE

I made some of these pictures, the others I got from other sources. Just an FYI message. Sorry, but I don't have the citations for the Hwacha picture. It was from another blogger that I do not know. Please don't post the hwacha picture without giving credit to the original person.

Randomness

the ultimate Christmas present: a rocket-powered arrow-launcher

Even if no one shops for me, I want a hwacha.

Another day in the life of AJ

Well, peanut butter balls were a disaster. my dog wound up eating half of them from the floor. My rolling partner kept dropping them. My cat's sleeping under the Christmas tree right now. Not a creature was stirring...except for the dog with peanut butter all over her face.

FYI: TWILIGHT FANS: A director is still needed for New Moon.

I'm multi-tasking again. I'm listening to Blink-182 and watching the news. This US economy scares me. MOVE TO CANADA!!!

Funny word of the day: booger

Ta-da!!

Hello. Hola. Bonjour. Welcome to my blog.

I'm new to this, so I'll do my best. :-)

A word or two about myself: I have a crazy cat and dog, I love Twilight, I live on video games, I like to write, and I'm a very comedic person.

Like I said, I enjoy comedy. You will rarely find a serious post and I insure I will make you laugh out loud at least once. Maybe twice. Or thrice.

At some point n the future, I will make my rough drafts of stories available. WARNING: I LIKE FANTASY. Sorry, but I tend to put comedy into everything I do.

I'll talk about random stuff, make random comments, and tell you every comedic thing about myself.

I can multi-task very well. I'm making peanut butter balls right now. Eww...my keyboard's all sticky!!

I apologize in advance if the following things happen: You pee your pants for laughing so hard, your computer gets peanut butter on it, or you become an AJ DAY addict.