Possibly the Funniest Day Ever

So, I went to school today. Obviously. I really wish i didn't have to. Anyways, so many funny things happened, I just might keep you here for awhile.

I was walking down the hallway next to a sophmore guy that's really funny. Two freshmen walked by with matching shirts and he laughed. Not 30 seconds later, two girls walked by with matching pants. The funny sophmore, said, "What is this? Attack of the clones?" I thought that was funny.

In my second hour, Earth Sciences, my friend was looking at maps of Toronto. So, I said, "What are you doing? Studying Camerica?" (Its an inside joke: she wants to take over US and Canada, hence, Camerica) Her response, "Yes. I need to understand the layouts." Okay, so that's not really what she said, but it was funny. You just had to be there, I guess.

My cat went insane again. This time, she knocked down the fuzzy lamp in my room. Luckily, nothing was broken. I think my cat has Cabin Fever...hm...

President Bush got a shoe thrown at his head. But, he dodged. Know why? He has good reflexes - he hunted with Dick Cheney. LOL!! (Dick Cheney shot his hunting partner, fyi)

At Lunch hour today, I bought ravioli. I admit, it didn't look very good, but I didn't want a beef taco because that looked worse. I walked to the little spork dispenser with my tray for some parmasan(?) cheese and a spork. My friend was taking a spork and said, "What? You need a spork for your puke?" Yeah, the ravioli looked that bad.

In my history class, we were doing a project. We had to pick a business to run and make money during the Gold Rush. I madde a fishery, but that isn't funny. My classmate built a toll booth going into the mine, so miners would have to pay high fees to get in. Another classmate said, "You'll get shot! You won't make enough money for your own funeral!" Ha.

My friend is reading Twilight and mentioned a point I never thought of before. Rosalie is married to Emmet, so why do they fight all the time? Sorry, that wasn't very funny.

When me and my friend were walking home from the bus stop on a sheet of ice for a road, she slipped. Of course, she grabbed me. She ripped the earbud from my ear in the middle of a very good song and brought me down with her. The nieghbor's tiny Shitz-ou was nearby and immediately began licking us and barking. My friend pushed him away and he slid across the road to the other side. The road was that slick. That is a reason for a snowday. But do we get one? No. Oh, and it took us a good two minutes to stand. we had to crawl in the snow because of the ice.

I sense a fruit funny!