Never Ever Again

Today, I was dragged with my parents to watch that movie Marley and Me. Other than the obvious embarrassment, I still hated the movie. The couple had sex on screen three times, went skinny dipping, and the ending was very sad. I figured the dog was going to die at the end of the movie, so I cleverly planned an escape. I drank enough water throughout the movie so that I had to go pee when the sad parts were coming. I took my time in the bathroom and even waited out in the lobby watching Coke commercials. When I went back in, the sad part was wrapping up. They were burying Marley in thier yard and the three little kids were reading final letters to him. I have an old lab and I have to admit, I related to it and I just started crying. Now, I can't even look at my 14-year-old lab without thinkng of Marley laying in the grave. Save yourselves!!! DON'T SEE IT!!

On a much happier note, I bought a new video game and I'm already more experienced than the computer people. I think I may have found my talent...