AJ Day: Funny Stories

Some Funny Little Quotes

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him." - Stanislaw Jersey Lec
"The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits." - Albert Einstien
"Tragedty is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." - Eddie Izzard
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

Dec 23, 2008

Funny Stories

Here's a few funny stories to make you smile.

A burgler breaks into a house in the dark. He hears a voice say, "Who's there? Jesus is watching you." The burgler ignores it and fumbles around for the lightswitch. "Jesus is watching you," the voice said again. Again, the burgler just rolled his eyes and kept looking for a switch or something to steal. "Jesus is watching! My name is Moses." The man finally found a light and realized a green parrot was speaking to him. "Who names a parrot Moses?" the burgler asked. "The same people who named thier pitbull Jesus," the parrot responded.

Ok, end of story. Funny, huh? I know. I'm a genius.

My kitty wishes you a merry Christmas Eve Eve!