Huh...

I've been talking about Harry Potter too much lately. How about some other stuff, okay?

In my French class, we got talking about Japanese for some reason. And to make a question in JApanese, you add Des ku or something like that. well, everyone was quiet after she told us that, writing down some notes on the board. then one kid said, at the top of his lungs, "Sushi des ku?" and the entire classroom - including the teacher - started cracking up. Just a little laugh.

I'm on the sixth Harry Potter Book if anyone wants to know...

My friend Shelby made a totally chouette picture of why LMAO is not offensive, but I still don't have it. So, yeah. Anyway...

Bye? I guess. I mean, this is a short post. Should I keep typing? No? Okay. Bye.

Snape?

So, I bet some of you are confused about the title of this blog. Well, here it is: I had the wierdest dream Tuesday night. I woke up at five in the morning with tears on my face, I was laughing so hard. My throat even hurt. Anyway, I was in my chemistry class with my buds and we were waiting for the teacher. Someone said, "Shut up, maggots" and everyone was quiet. Then, out from behind Mr. Wisser's desk was a puppet. Of Snape. From Potter Puppet Pals. everyone was serious in the class, even my dream self. Draco Malfoy was sitting in front of me with his feet on the back of Lisa's chair. Anyway, Snape started teaching us like normal, telling us chemistry and boring stuff like that. Then Dumbledore came in. The puppet. With no clothes on. The class all looked at him and Malfoy started laughing. Snape yelled at him and dove at him - he was really short at puppet hieght like Dumbledore. He tackled him and shoved him out the door. Malfoy was still laughing. Snape yelled at us to shut up and Malfoy did. He went on for the lesson. Then he stuck his little felt hand in the burner and caught on fire. Megan used some water to put it out. Mafoy and half the class was laughing as Snape cried, "SON OF A BANSHEE, GIRL! WHAT IN THE DARK LORD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?" Megan ran out of the room, crying. Malfoy started making fun of her and i got mad. I kicked him in the back and he turned around, glaring and riased his hand to smack me. Snape shouted at us to knock it off. Someone raised thier hand and Snape asked them what he wanted. He responded, "You're cape's on fire, sir." And the burning fiasco returned and I awoke before someone went to put it out. Yes, I told my friends the shorter version of this, simply that Snape was teaching my Chemistry class.
So, as you now have proof of, I am a megageek of Harry Potter.

So...I'm almost done with Order of the Pheonix. Page 549 to be exact. Just kidding. I'm over 500, but I'm too lazy to get the book from the living room to tell you exactly.

I still have homework...Chiao!

Oh Potter!

It's official. I'm a Harry Potter geek. I'm on page 214 of the fifth book and rapidly going through it. I hardly did any homework last night before ten because I wanted to finish the fourth one. Yes, that's right. I've only been reading it today and I'm already passed the 200 mark. But it's almost 900 pages long. Ya know, I've thought the 7th movie was coming out this summer for a long time. Now I found out it's the sixth. I feel so stupid! Anyway, I like Sirius. He's a good character - kinda childish and immature, but stern. Like my daddy.

Dang Mudbloods...Sorry, I just had to say that. And might I add that Draco Malfoy looks pretty good in the movie stills? If he has a stupid voice - never mind it. I guess I just like blonde hair...

Nothin' much is happenin', dawg. Yo. Sup my home-skillet biscuit? Okay, that's really lame. TTFN!! :)

I'm going to read The Order of the Pheonix now. Please do not bother me.

I Want To Shoot Something

First of all, I'm mad. Please do not take the title of this blog seriously and arrest me. Another thing, I'm mad.

Let me tell you the story: I have to wear a retainer. I didn't have it on ten minutes after dinner, so my mom yelled at me and took anway the internet. I was really mad and almost threw "The Prisoner of Azkaban" at her head and missed, hitting the wall and being sent to my room. Sunday, I didn't have the bottom one in, even if the Orthodonist said, "You don't have to wear the bottom one all the time" so she took away my laptop and I wasn't even talking to her. I told her what my orthodonist said and she didn't believe me, and told me i'd get my laptop back Friday. Thank God I can get onto WiFi here at the hotel I'm at.

Now for that story. My friend's brother is going to this music think where he sings at a concert over the weekend and i was invited to come. So, we're staying atr Comfort Inn. The beds are very uncomfortable and they really need to update the name of this place. I have to sleep with my friend - and i garuntee I'll have bruises in the morning. She is a violent kicker and slapper. Megan, I'm not kidding.

I'm on the fourth Harry Potter book - The Goblet of Fire. It's pretty good but all of these twists and turns in the story are making my head hurt. Maybe I'll rent the movies this week...

Nothing else Earth-shattering happened since my birthday, during which I went to Hard Rock Cafe with my parents and my friend and ate some good ol' ribs, giving my hands a red barbecue sauce stain.

I guess I'll say bye...I don't have my retainer in, but my friend's mom won't yell at me! Hahaha! Okay, Bye now.

Holy Bologna

Oh...my...goodness. I haven't been here in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time. I haven't even been online in the last 3-4 days. I thought that was impossible for me.

I'm on the last chapter of the Chamber of Secrets and saw this headline on the internet like five seconds ago: Science closing in on cloak of invisibility - WASHINGTON - They can't match Harry Potter yet, but scientists are moving closer to creating a real cloak of invisibility. Researchers at Duke University, who developed a material that can "cloak" an item from detection by microwaves, report that they have expanded the number of wavelengths they can block. Cooooooool....

I've been super busy with homework, youth group at church and whatnot, but trust me, i am still alive. No need to call the missing persons brigade. Wait...you wouldn't call them anyway? *sob*

O MY GOODNESS!!! ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL MY 15th BIRTHDAY!!! OMACCCLC (Oh My Awesome Cool Chouette Craka-Lackin Craziness) I AM SO SUPPPPPPERRRR EXCITED!! I'm going to the Hard Rock Cafe in Detroit for some nice ribs...of cows...or whatever it's made from. with barbecue sauce. Might I say, "YUM!!"

My uncle's staying at my other uncle's house. But he might come over this Saturday on my birthday cuz it IS my birthday and all that...he still doesn't have a job...

My aunt mailed me my birthday present since she lives up north. I GOT A $50 BORDERS GIFT CERTIFICATE!! That's a lot of book money...maybe I can buy the entire Harry Potter series...hmmm...

I seriously can't think of what else to say....odd....i had so much to say....

JOKES! EVERYBODY LOVES JOKES! Here it goes:

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
How can you tell a bag of recycled newspaper to a backpack full of homework?
If the plural of goose is geese, why don't we say meese?
If Mario's a plumber, how come his pant's are always pulled up?
How many knights does it take to fix a lightbulb? There was no electricity in the middle ages.
Where is the outernet of the internet?
Why does Princess Peach keep getting kidnapped? And what does Bowser want with her?

that last one wasn't a joke, but i was getting desperate.

See ya!

Phew

Last night, we got five inches of snow. So everyone but Rob and my uncle Greg stayed the night (they drove in a Hummer - no problem in snow). My uncles had to sleep together in the basement, right under my room. They stayed up until one in the morning, talking. IT WAS HILARIOUS!! my uncle Mike would say, "Bill, you hog the sheets too much." Uncle Bill, who is from Tennessee said, "It's cold! We have five #!@* inches of snow and we're in the basement!" and they just kept fighting. my little cousin, who is in 5th grade, was out the second he laid down. I was laughing too hard to get some sleep until around two. I just rolled out of bed. Mike and Alex, my cousin, just left and Bill went with my mom to church. Now, don't tell me I'm a bad Christian for not going to church! No one talks to me and the people that do are my mom's friends and expect me to remember them from when I was two. I just don't feel very welcomed. That's why I go to a different youth group at a different church. My poor cat doesn't like people, and she just now came out of hiding under the couch. My dog loved all the attention.

I'm almost done with the first Harry Potter book - I have two more chapters to go. The one thing I find annoying is the troll. It was there on Halloween, no one knew where it came from, Ron knocked it unconscious, then you never hear about it. Did it go away? Is it still in Hogwarts? It's bothering me. And the dragon. What was the point of it? Just to make Ron go away for a while? That bothered me too. Now it's with Charlie. Everytime I read his name, I picture Charlie Swan from the Twilight movie. I think I have issues. Hey, has anyone seen the Potter Puppet Pals YouTube video? Well, everytime Snape is mentioned, I think of the puppet because I've never seen Snape in any of the Harry Potter previews. I never seen a Harry Potter movie, and I think I'll rent the first one to the store and watch it. I want to buy the books instead of checking them out of the library because my library only has the first three. It's very poorly stocked.

I haven't really been able to get on the internet a lot because Bill has to use it to fill out job applications. He came up here with nothing but some clothes - he divorced my aunt because they were going through some hard times, so he came up here with his family. He doesn't have anywhere to stay except with us and his brothers, he has no money, and he's kind of the slob of the family. My bathroom is messy and the room he's staying in - the basement - is messy. He eats chips straight from the bag and drinks milk from the carton. So my mom bought her "pig-brother" his own half-gallon of milk. He ate the rest of my Lucky Charms and used my quilt to sleep on, so I was cold last night. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM! Sorta. Just kidding, he's family.

I'm really milking this internet. I'm getting tons of stuff done and checking out blogs while I'm writing my own and checking email and tons and tons of other stuff. I'm waiting for my laptop to crash....

That's all I can think to say right now. Guess I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe I'll have a snow day!! I doubt it. Our new superintendant is from the U.P. She sees three feet of snow a year and thinks this is nothing. I wish we had a superintendant from Florida.

Bye!

Trying New Things

I'm a huge fan of Twilight, as you know. I have a friend who is OBSESSED with Twilight and Harry Potter. I'm not kidding. She has posters in her locker. But that isn't the point - she told me to read Harry Potter quite a while back. Today I finally checked out the first book of the series from my local library about an hour ago and I'm more than halfway through. I love it. Part comedy, part fantasy - my dream book. But I don't really like 3rd person. Oh well.

I won't be adding to my stories until tomorrow because I'm editing it and changing a few things. Sorry!

Sorry

I'm really busy today and I was pretty busy yesterday. My uncle came up here from Tennesse (long story) and he's staying at our house. Today, my mom's side of the family is coming over for a late Christmas dinner. So I have to entertain my little cousin and my big cousin. Normally me and my big cousin, Rob, celebrate the holidays with an all-out video game face off, in which I normally beat his 21-year-old butt. This time I'm going to challenge him to Super Smash Bros. Brawl. He's pretty good at that game, but we'll find out....:)

this pic has to do with Christmas. Sort of.

I want to see that Bride Wars movie. I like Anne Hathaway and that movie looks HILARIOUS!! Haha. Marley and Me sucked, and I hope you read my post about it. SAVE YOURSELVES!

See the poll over thataway? --> Vote. I need ideas.

Jacob Black

I know some of you aren't Twilight fans like I am, but this is very happy news! Sorry if the print is so small - that's as big as I can make it without making it pixelized. Just use a microscope :)

FYI, the Twilight DVD comes out March 21st.

Text Talk

An OMG moment can occur when something shocking, revelutionary, incredible, or insane happens. OMG can stand for whatever you want. Om my gosh, goodness, grapefruit, gumdrop, etc. But what's kinda corny is stuff like OME. Oh My Edward. Are you serious? The there's OMJ (Oh My Jacob) or OMB (Oh My Bella). You can pretty much do whatever you want. for example, OMGGG - Oh My Gooey Grape Gumdrops - or OMCC - Oh My Crab Cakes. You can use this nifty abbriviation in texts, emails, IMs, passing notes to your buds during math class, or even in letters. But let's face it, saying "OMG" outloud is wierd. I admit, I do it sometimes, but I'm trying to be funny. But people think I'm serious. Text talk is annoying, but if you want to talk about secrets in front of your parents, text talk works. Like those Cingular commertials "OMG, INBD! My BFF Jill." Yeah, that's annoying people. LOL. A confusing definition, for sure. "Lots Of Luck" or "Laugh Out Loud"? Of course, most people know it as "Laugh Out Loud". LMAO - a not-so-nice word to say you're laughing your *** off. But for the sake of those young ears out there, it means Lamas May Attack Oranges. ROFL is pretty straight forward. Rolling On The Floor Laughing. I use that a lot. But when people say it out loud, WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE is kinda annoying. "OMG" and "LOL" are said a lot. But, enough of text talk.

If you hate hateful words, I suggest you stop reading now.

In my school, the teachers really don't care if you swear in class. But the wierd thing is that they also don't care if you say "gay" or "lesbien" or even words associated with drugs. Why, I don't know. My english teacher hates all of the above and you can't say them in his class. but if you say the racial words (you know what I'm talking about), you'll get in huge trouble and probably get a detention or something. In the school handbook, it says swearing is punishable by a dentention and contacting a parent. If they followed through with that, every kid in school would have detentions.

YOU CAN READ THIS NOW HAPPY PEOPLE!!

Okay, so enough wierd stuff. Nothing really happened today and I'm bored. So I guess this is bye untill tomorrow. I have to take a shower. Do I say that every day? I hope not. I hope it doesn't sound like I take a shower every five minutes.

No one is posting. WHERE ARE YOU?!?

Feels Like a Monday

I have soooo much homework, it isn't funny. I can't really post because I gotta get to work. Ugh. It feels like Monday to me.

Time for algebra homework. And earth science, history, French, English, and some nice chores. HELP!!

Oh Boy

I gotta go to school tomorrow. I'm probably going to be like a zombie since I've been sleeping until noon for three weeks. I feel a whole lot better. I think watching all those music videos on TV today helped :)

Well, I should hit the sack - I mean, bed - and get some shut-eye. I have to take a test, too. Well, do a study packet. Then I have to take the test. I honestly remember nothing about my History class. I think I have a French test, too...

Thanks for all the great comments on my story! You make me feel happy!

Britney Spears and Paramore are fighting for the title of best artist of 2008, so log onto fuse.tv and vote for the red head! (Paramore) :)

Night guys! (and girls!)

Top 8 Songs of '08

Here they are:

1. I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
2. Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings
3. Given Up - Linkin Park
4. (this one isn't from '08) Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
5. Just Dance - Lady Gaga
6. Human - The Killers
7. Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
8. Love Lockdown - Kanye West

Top 8 of '08

TOP 8 VIDEO GAMES of '08 (Might not have been released in 08, but that's when i fell in love with them :))

1. Super Smash Bros. Brawl (wii)
2. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (wii/gc)
3. Final Fantasy: Ring of Fates (ds)
4. Mario Super Strikers (wii)
5. Mario Kart Wii
6. Final Fantasy IV (ds)
7. Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World (wii)
8. Rock Band 2 (wii)

Sick

Turns out that my cold was actually the flu. I woke up this morning without a voice and my appetite totally disappeared now. I didn't go to school today (that doesn't bother me) and I can't go in tomorrow. :) turns out I get an extended winter break! But, look at this, I'm still posting. That's dedication. I post when I feel like I have to puke!

The spaghetti cat was supposed to be in that Fall Out Boy video, so that's my bad. :( Sorry.

I'm sure some of you aren't satisfied with my profile. oh. You are? Too bad! For eight days, I'll count down my favorite top eights of '08 in video games, movies, music, and some other stuff...five more things...I'll get back to that. Today I'll start it. We'll see how long it lasts...

I think that's it for today. Smell ya later! I can't actually smeel you, though. Unless you, like, haven't showered in six years...that's be nasty. ANYWAY bye!

Comeback

Celebrities come in and out of style, right? They start having emotional breakdowns, get married a million times, and have kids that they don't want. Well, I want to talk about one celebrity in particular. Britney Spears. Britney went to rehab and the ER and court in 2008 and all of a sudden, she's back on top. Let's face it, if Britney can come back, anyone can. Well, maybe not the Detroit Lions....(0-16)

Today is my daddy's birthday and we went to this bar called Theo's Place or something like that. Thank God there was a nonsmoking building. You could smell the smoke in the parking lot. On a very windy day. The food was really tough and I didn't eat much of my chicken. So I ate nothing. Right now, I'm gorging myself on Doritos. Yum.

I've been thinking (and that's never a good sign) about something. Ever notice that Al Gore - eco-friendly spokesman - flies in private jets fueled by petroleum products, has a huge mansion powered by, you guessed it, power plants. And drives an SUV limo. Talk about a hypocrite!

My throat hurt so bad this morning, I could hardly talk. If it happens tomorrow morning (or if I feel crappy) I think I might skip school. Face it - the teachers won't miss me. And my buds can email me or comment on this for communication. But I am lonely...I haven't seen any of my friends since I took Meg and Denver to see Twilight the first weekend of winter break. If you haven't found out by now, today is the last day off i have until Saturday. But I always have weekends off. :(

Ya know something? I'm getting really popular. Yesterday, I had 4 followers. NOW I HAVE 6!! YAHOOO!!

Guess that's it...see ya!
(Have you been following my story?)

Game Show Bride

There's a show called Game Show in My Head. Well, you win money by basically completeing dares by the host and he communicates through an ear piece. THIS LADY GOT MARRIED TO A COMEPLETE STRANGER AND KISSED HIM!!! It's on right now. I gotta go watch it!!

Nooooooooo!!

Only one more day left in winter break. I'm not done with my research paper yet, and my sleep schedule is still on thirteen hour nights. My appetite knows I can eat whenever I want so I've been eating non-stop - my cold is giving me a huge appetite.

I bought tons of songs on iTunes this week and have seen no more of the spaghetti cat.

My dad's 55th birthday is tomorrow and I bought his gift at six o'clock before dinner. Talk about procrastinating... He wants to go to this restaurant that has really good mac and cheese for lunch. It's a bar, and most likely it'll be smoky. I can't stay in my grandpa's smoke-infested apartment for five minutes before I get lightheaded, so it'll be terribble. I'll probably pass out before the waiter even gets to us. SO FUN!! Not :(

My parents went to this stupid motorcycle show today and I was home alone for 4 hours. I watched TV and played Sims 2. I wasn't allowed on the internet because we have dial-up and I wasn't allowed outside of the house because someone might try breaking in. Why would someone break into a house in the woods?? I don't know, but it was really boring. My dog was being a pain in the you-know-what and kept barking and wanting outside every five minutes. My kitty just slept :) She's my favorite.

So...I'm listening to Love Lockdown by Kanye West. It's a good song. I miss My Chemical Romance...My parents took away the CD and made me delete it all off my iPod because the music was too "violent" and "sad". So what? It's not like I take it seriously!

That's it for today. But I'll sign off with a funny picture:

LOL

LOL

If you pay ANY attention to the pictures I post, most of them have to do with Toon Link and banana peels, right? Well, here's a change! (Don't worry, it's still funny!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SPAGHETTI CAT STRIKES!

Ok, who's heard of the "spaghetti cat"? well, here he (she?) is:

This adorable kitty has interrupted Good Morning America once a few months back. Well, I was watching Fuse channel for countdown of the most popular music videos of 2008. When Fall Out Boy's I Don't Care was on (it's my jam) the spaghetti cat struck! It was around 1:35 this afternoon or sometime around that, and I was freaking out. I though someone was hacking into my TV (I was home alone). It cut out sound, picture, and everything. It lasted about a second or two and I almost changed the channel to see if it was on somewhere else. I thought it was hysterical and asked my dad if he knew the spaghetti cat. All he said was, "A what?" So, yeah. Go on YouTube and look it up.

BTW, my friend Megan has a blog. So click on her little non-picture thingy under followers and visit! (Have you been to sporksareuseless or popsiclesrock ??)

Guess that's all the Earth-shattering news for today.

OOH OOH WAIT A MINUTE!! I just remembered something really funny! On the evening news (Channel 4) they were showing this gas station that had the cheapest gas or something like that. And in neon signs on the windows it said "God Bless NAchos" rofl!! God Bless was one sign and right next to it was the nacho sign. It's that funny? I thought it was.

Bye. I need to blow my nose. I'm sick. *cough cough*

2009

A new year, a new resolution to break, and a new post. Lucky us!

I have 3 followers?!?! Chouette!! I love people who stalk my blog!! (Seriously, I do)

I had some champagne last night, and I almost threw up. I tried a tiny little drop from my dad and it was really lemon-y. Nasty.

Soooo....I'm writing my paper. Supposedly. I like writing on my blog because it sounds like I'm typing up a research paper that'll get me an A+. Mwahahaha!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! (Thought I forgot, didn't you?)

I made sixteen familys on Sims 2 today. I've played it all day - minus food breaks. I think I have issues. Oh, I'm sick, too. Thanks a lot, Dad! He gave me his nasty cold germs. Ick.

Well, see ya. Have you been following my story??