Holy Bologna

Oh...my...goodness. I haven't been here in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time. I haven't even been online in the last 3-4 days. I thought that was impossible for me.

I'm on the last chapter of the Chamber of Secrets and saw this headline on the internet like five seconds ago: Science closing in on cloak of invisibility - WASHINGTON - They can't match Harry Potter yet, but scientists are moving closer to creating a real cloak of invisibility. Researchers at Duke University, who developed a material that can "cloak" an item from detection by microwaves, report that they have expanded the number of wavelengths they can block. Cooooooool....

I've been super busy with homework, youth group at church and whatnot, but trust me, i am still alive. No need to call the missing persons brigade. Wait...you wouldn't call them anyway? *sob*

O MY GOODNESS!!! ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL MY 15th BIRTHDAY!!! OMACCCLC (Oh My Awesome Cool Chouette Craka-Lackin Craziness) I AM SO SUPPPPPPERRRR EXCITED!! I'm going to the Hard Rock Cafe in Detroit for some nice ribs...of cows...or whatever it's made from. with barbecue sauce. Might I say, "YUM!!"

My uncle's staying at my other uncle's house. But he might come over this Saturday on my birthday cuz it IS my birthday and all that...he still doesn't have a job...

My aunt mailed me my birthday present since she lives up north. I GOT A $50 BORDERS GIFT CERTIFICATE!! That's a lot of book money...maybe I can buy the entire Harry Potter series...hmmm...

I seriously can't think of what else to say....odd....i had so much to say....

JOKES! EVERYBODY LOVES JOKES! Here it goes:

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
How can you tell a bag of recycled newspaper to a backpack full of homework?
If the plural of goose is geese, why don't we say meese?
If Mario's a plumber, how come his pant's are always pulled up?
How many knights does it take to fix a lightbulb? There was no electricity in the middle ages.
Where is the outernet of the internet?
Why does Princess Peach keep getting kidnapped? And what does Bowser want with her?

that last one wasn't a joke, but i was getting desperate.

See ya!