Snape?

So, I bet some of you are confused about the title of this blog. Well, here it is: I had the wierdest dream Tuesday night. I woke up at five in the morning with tears on my face, I was laughing so hard. My throat even hurt. Anyway, I was in my chemistry class with my buds and we were waiting for the teacher. Someone said, "Shut up, maggots" and everyone was quiet. Then, out from behind Mr. Wisser's desk was a puppet. Of Snape. From Potter Puppet Pals. everyone was serious in the class, even my dream self. Draco Malfoy was sitting in front of me with his feet on the back of Lisa's chair. Anyway, Snape started teaching us like normal, telling us chemistry and boring stuff like that. Then Dumbledore came in. The puppet. With no clothes on. The class all looked at him and Malfoy started laughing. Snape yelled at him and dove at him - he was really short at puppet hieght like Dumbledore. He tackled him and shoved him out the door. Malfoy was still laughing. Snape yelled at us to shut up and Malfoy did. He went on for the lesson. Then he stuck his little felt hand in the burner and caught on fire. Megan used some water to put it out. Mafoy and half the class was laughing as Snape cried, "SON OF A BANSHEE, GIRL! WHAT IN THE DARK LORD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?" Megan ran out of the room, crying. Malfoy started making fun of her and i got mad. I kicked him in the back and he turned around, glaring and riased his hand to smack me. Snape shouted at us to knock it off. Someone raised thier hand and Snape asked them what he wanted. He responded, "You're cape's on fire, sir." And the burning fiasco returned and I awoke before someone went to put it out. Yes, I told my friends the shorter version of this, simply that Snape was teaching my Chemistry class.
So, as you now have proof of, I am a megageek of Harry Potter.

So...I'm almost done with Order of the Pheonix. Page 549 to be exact. Just kidding. I'm over 500, but I'm too lazy to get the book from the living room to tell you exactly.

I still have homework...Chiao!