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Some Funny Little Quotes

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him." - Stanislaw Jersey Lec
"The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits." - Albert Einstien
"Tragedty is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." - Eddie Izzard
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

Dec 16, 2008

My Cattle Drive Song

Ok Mr. Duncan, here's my Cattle Drive song to the tune of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance:

Cattle stampedes scare the crap out of me
They do not care if they trample on me
So keep them under control
before you're killed by a bull
So I can take all this beef to the east
Because those cattle stampedes scare the crap out of me
they do not care if they trample on me
I really don't know
if i'll make it to Ohio
Before these cattle stampedes kill me.
ALL THE LONGHORNS NOW!!
Moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo MOO!

(crickets chirping)
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! HOLD THE APPLAUSE, THANK YOU! What? You want an encore? OK!

Cattle stampedes....
what? You...hate it? *sob* but...but, it's my life's work! (Runs from room in tears)

Uh, I'm pretty sure this was written by AJ at 5:28 PM  

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Anonymous said...

that was... that was... SHWET!!! hahaha

December 16, 2008 at 7:27 PM  

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