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Some Funny Little Quotes

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him." - Stanislaw Jersey Lec
"The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits." - Albert Einstien
"Tragedty is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." - Eddie Izzard
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
Showing posts with label Welcome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Welcome. Show all posts

Dec 13, 2008

Ta-da!!

Hello. Hola. Bonjour. Welcome to my blog.

I'm new to this, so I'll do my best. :-)

A word or two about myself: I have a crazy cat and dog, I love Twilight, I live on video games, I like to write, and I'm a very comedic person.

Like I said, I enjoy comedy. You will rarely find a serious post and I insure I will make you laugh out loud at least once. Maybe twice. Or thrice.

At some point n the future, I will make my rough drafts of stories available. WARNING: I LIKE FANTASY. Sorry, but I tend to put comedy into everything I do.

I'll talk about random stuff, make random comments, and tell you every comedic thing about myself.

I can multi-task very well. I'm making peanut butter balls right now. Eww...my keyboard's all sticky!!

I apologize in advance if the following things happen: You pee your pants for laughing so hard, your computer gets peanut butter on it, or you become an AJ DAY addict.