Change, Dunking, and Starbursts

I know I'm gonna get crap for this, but I'm getting rid of the polls. Here's why: There's two. That's the problem. Don't worry - I'll still post a Twilight poll. Sorry again, but if you must know, Seth Clearwater and Taylor Lautner were winning for the girls and Kristen and Ashley Greene were winning for guys. Take the new poll!! Please? The new poll ends the 20th.

OMG today was the FUNNIEST DAY EVER in History class. Here we go:

Ok, Tag is this kid in my class thats on the basketball team and is really geeky when it comes to basketball. But he's short. So my teacher, Mr. Duncan, always messes with him. Somehow Tag started talking about dunking. The Mr. Duncan was like, "Can you dunk, Tag?" And Tag says, "Yeah! I'm only about an inch from the rim!" So they started argueing and we were going to go into the gym right next to his classroom, but there was a class in it. So there's this little dip in his cieling and Tag was all like, "I can touch that" and it was about rim-hieght from the ground. He took a running start and jumped. He missed by a foot. He kept running and jumping, then he was like, "Hold on, I gotta take off my shoes" and takes off his shoes. he backs up in the other side of the room and runs. Then jumps and fails again. Mr. D challenged him to 1-on-1 soon.
Now for the other funny thing that happened in that same class:
Trudell bought some Starbursts and he was eating them in class. Mr. D walks up and says, "Trudell, you know you can't have those in here." The Trudell gives him a wierd look. Mr. D: "I'll let you eat them if you give me one." So Trudell gives him one. Mr. D shoves it in his mouth and Trudell was all like, "Ha! Joke's on you! You got a yellow one!" So Mr. D's eatin it and the phone rings. He picks it up and says, "Shut up" and slams it down. (Fyi, yesterday in class, we had an off-topic discussion about probation for coahes being rude and Mr. D is the swim coach) AJ (not me, a dude) is like "You could go on probation if that was the principal" and everyone lol. Then, I can't remember how this happened, but Mr. D stole a pink Starburst and Trudell LOVES the pink ones. He's like, "No! Give it back!" and started chasing Mr. Duncan around the room. Mr. D ate it and Trudell got REALLY MAD and stole the staples from the stapler. Mr. D was like, "Go ahead, I never staple anything. That's for the students" Then he laughed at Trudell's expression. Tag was like, "He's plotting revenge, Mr. Duncan." Mr. D said, "If that made him made, this really will" then he spat the uneaten pink Starburst into the trash. Trudell threw out the staples. Then, at the end of class, Mr. Duncan was messing with Trudell's folder and pulled a Starburst wrapper that was all smooth and flat out. Trudell got mad and spilled the little hole punch paper things out of the hole puncher all over the floor. Mr D laughed. Then the bell rang and we left.

If that wasn't funny, I guess you had to be there.

Does anyone realize there's a quote at the very bottom of my blog?

P.S.: Dr. Suess's B-day was yesterday!! Cat in a birthday hat!!